[Translation transcript of this secret conversation between a shoe and a mastodon]
A shoe: I had a shitload of bacon on my pizza last night.A mastodon: Sounds good. I had Italian beef on my pizza last night.A shoe: Sounds good. I had a whole can of corn on my pizza last night.A mastodon: Sounds good. I had a single cracker on my pizza last night.A shoe: Sounds good. I had a bear on my pizza last night.A mastodon: Sounds good. I had a liter of gasoline on my pizza last night.A shoe: Sounds good. I had a comet on my pizza last night.A mastodon: Sounds good. I had a pair of shoes on my pizza last night.A shoe: ...A mastodon: What?
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