Right now I am sitting on a stuffed turtle. The thing is, my bed is really close to the ground, so I have to sit on my stuffed turtle in order to be able to type comfortably. A long time ago I gave it the name Gamera, after the big monster, but I only just remembered that now. Who needs to name their stuffed animals?
Here is what is on my desk: a desk lamp; two chopsticks that were presents from Anna; a sharpie; a little bottle of Clerz Plus lens drops; two dirty, mismatched ear plugs for when my roommates are being noisy; a laser pointer (the best cat toy around); a contact lens container containing contact lenses; another sharpie; a plastic toy Kappa, which is this Japanese gremlin with a lily pad head that hides just below the surface of a pond and molests children when they go swimming; a teeny-weeny alarm clock; some trash; some scotch tape; a mint; my cd wallet that I got for free at the Fireside Bowl which came with four packs of Winstons; a stone bear from Arizona that was a present from my mom; a Marks-A-Lot permanent marker; two and a half WIP manuscripts; and a whole bunch of change. It's actually a pretty small desk, too. Oh, and I missed one of the sharpies and a pen. I have no idea how I got so many sharpies. I don't even use them, really.
In which I shamelessly abuse the internet.
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