Another Random Autoparts Store
Nick: Hello! My name is Nick. How are you?
You: Hello, Nick.
You: I am quite well, thank you.
You: How are you?
Nick: I'm well thanks.
You: Very good.
You: I would like to inquire about an addition to my Aston
Nick: Ok.
You: I would suppose that you have many archaic bits to apply to my vehicle, and have some experience with the implementation of such to classic vehicles.
You: Is this correct?
Nick: We have a few and I know some about how they would work with older vehicles.
You: Quite right.
You: In this particular case I would be inquiring about a seat warmer. You see the heating in the car is cozy enough in the winters, but ever since I upholstered the seats in treated north sudanese camel skin, the seats just refuse to warm up. It plays hell with my hemorroidal problem, if you want to know.
You: I realize that the value of the Aston is determined in part by its strict adherence to the technology of the era, but I believe I would be willing to make a subtle exception - hidden, if you will, and mum's the word. I can count on you for your discretion, yes?
Nick: These are the only type of seat warmers I am seeing that we carry.
You: Oh, I'm afraid that won't do. Won't do at all. Doesn't match the camel leather, you see. Is there nothing that can be placed discreetly within the seat itself?
Nick: Nothing that I am seeing.
You: I see.
You: Yes, well
You: I wonder if you might be able to help me just the same with another bit.
Nick: I'll try.
You: Good, very good. And thank you very much for your time today. You've been a tremendous help thus far of course.
Nick: Thanks, what else did you need help with?
You: In any case. Recently, in the interest of safety, I have replaced all of the windows with a transparent aluminum bullet proofing. A space-age wind shield, I'm told. But I'm afraid the external mirrored finish has been causing me no end of trouble of late.
You: The sun, it seems, can be quite a nuisance when beamed into the eyes of fellow motorists.
You: Narrowly avoided quite a bang up, if you want to know. If it hadn't been for the perpendicular glammy tires (also a quiet upgrade -again, mum's the word!) shooting me suddenly into the shoulder of the highway I'm quite sure the solid carbonite-steel frame of the vehicle would have torn easily through that... Chevy, was it? Anyway, that sedan of some sort would have been shall we say not much more than shreds on the pavement.
Nick: I'm not sure what you would be looking for for your transparent aluminum bulletproofing as you call it.
You: Right, yes.
You: Sorry to be such a bother.
You: I'm interested in more of a non-reflective bullet-proofing.
You: I'd like to inquire as to the options for the Aston DB4 GT.
You: A GT, you see- only way to travel.
Nick: No no it's quite alright I assure you I am only interested in the safety of all motorists you see and it would give me no greater pleasure than assisting you in your quest for parts.
You: Wonderful!
You: Then you have it!
You: You'll notice that the windows are quite small
You: So the quantity is probably not very troublesome.
Nick: I'm sorry but we don't carry any sort of bullet proofing as it could cause a few more troubles than it would be worth if it were to fall into the wrong hands and no longer be used for just safety but assault. You know liability is an issue.
You: Don't you know I had never thought of that, but now that you say so it does seem a rather ghastly possibility, doesn't it?
You: Quite a getaway car, I should say.
Nick: Was there anything else you needed assistance with today my friend?
You: Perhaps just the one last thing, and then I'll let you attend to your other patrons.
Nick: How considerate of you, what was your last request?
You: Well I seem to be having some trouble with the servos on my plate rotator. In fact as it is parked now on the roof of my estate the thing is stuck between two different license plates.
You: A person wouldn't be able to tell as it stands whether my Aston is registered to Montana or New York.
Nick: Well now that just wouldn't do at all.
You: No I should say not.
Nick: I will see if we have anything that could help remedy that unfortunate situation.
You: Please, and thank you again for your continued assistance!
Nick: It would appear that nothing we carry would be suitable for the resolution of such specialized needs as yours.
You: Hm.
You: Yes, well.
You: Thank you just the same.
You: It's quite a vehicle as it is. I suppose that I'll just give that old beast a good kick once in awhile.
You: That'll keep her going.
Nick: You're welcome and do consider us if you have any other needs in the future.
You: Of course. Please forward my thanks of your considerate attention to the management.
You: Good day.
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