Translation 1.3

Translation transcript of this conversation between a Taco Bell Beefy Crunch Burrito and a Taco Bell Pacific Shrimp Taco:

Pacific Shrimp Taco: Fritos...?

Beefy Crunch Burrito: Heck yes! I am all that food can be.

PShT: Yeah, but Fritos?

BCB: Flaming Hot Fritos. They are much like crack.
BCB: In fact, someone is already going to jail over one of me

BCB: Or actually 7 of me

 


PShT: What?! Why?

 





BCB: Guy goes up to the drive through, orders 7 of me

BCB: Turns out they're not 99 cents anymore

BCB: 1.49 + tax.

BCB: He gets mad and shoots a bb into the drive through window with a fake gun

BCB: he has a couple more guns that he waves around in the parking lot, but when the S.W.A.T. Team comes and starts shooting he runs

BCB: barricades himself in a motel room

BCB: is forced out with tear gas

BCB: Turns out all of his guns were toys.

 

PShT: Sounds like a genius

 
BCB: Flaming Hot Fritos can make you perform amazing feats. Again, much like crack.

 
PShT: That's true.

PShT: By the way.
PShT: Did you see that new shrimp thing they have? Best idea ever.
 
 
BCB: Ick. No. There aren't going to be any shrimps left in the ocean.

PShT: Maybe the TacoBell ones are fake.

 
  BCB: hm. Shrump.