I Had A Dream
I'm not a religious dude, but if I was I would be like "WHY GOD, WHY DO YOU HATE ME? WHY DID YOU MAKE ME HAVE A DREAM THAT I WAS TRAPPED UNDER A HUGE VOLCANO OF ROTTEN, STINKING, SHITTY GARBAGE? WHY, WHY, WHY DID YOU MAKE THE VOLCANO ERUPT, SENDING ME AND MILLIONS OF TONS OF GARBAGE INTO THE ATMOSPHERE, SO THAT WHEN I FINALLY LANDED ALL I COULD SEE FROM ONE HORIZON TO ANOTHER WAS GARBAGE, AND EVEN THE AIR THAT I BREATHED CONTAINED MICROSCOPIC PILES OF GARBAGE? I HATE YOU, GOD! YOU TOTALLY SUCK ASS!"
In which I shamelessly abuse the internet.
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