Here are five things you can do to someone who tosses cigarette butts on the beach as if just because its got sand it were a big ash tray:
1: Fart on a sandwich and then give it to them.
2: Wipe your butt with their jacket.
3: Shave their cat, or if they have a dog dye its hair black but never admit it and say their dog ran away and this is a new dog.
4: Fart on their pillow.
5: Wait until they are sleeping and then tell a doctor they have gangrene on their toes so he will surgically remove all of them.
In which I shamelessly abuse the internet.
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