Food 1.3

I Hate Sauerkraut

Yum: I hate sauerkraut

I want to nuke saurkraut

I want to take the world's supply of sauerkraut, put it into a rocket and blast it into deep space

pfetzing: thats dumb. kraut is awesome

Yum: Wrong. It's the worst thing ever

pfetzing: that would be lima beans

Yum: lima beans rule

you can get them to sprout on a wet paper towel

you're thinking of water chestnuts

there is absolutely no reason for water chestnuts to exist

pfetzing: lima beans are fine in a casserole...not by themselves tho

i used to put ketchup on them as a kid because they suck so bad

Yum: ketchup is worse than saurkraut

I want to dump the world's supply of ketchup into a volcano

pfetzing: haha. what is your favorite food

Yum: sandwiches

pfetzing: everyone likes sandwiches

u dont put ketchup on anything? not even fries?

Yum: hell no

I hate ketchup

ketchup is on the LIST

All it does is make food wet and red and taste like vinegar

pfetzing: vinegar is good too

a little ketchup and a little vinegar mixed together, and ruffles potato chips...mmmmm

thats a treat my friend

Yum: sure, if you're from planet crap

On Planet Crap, all crappy food tastes good

pfetzing: u wouldnt make it on planet crap. u r too fancy with your sandwiches