DJ Butthole

Do you guys do this?

I'll be thinking about whatever I happen to be thinking about, and because like most of you I'm sure I am spending most of my days within arm's reach of the internet, and in particular google, a phrase in my head will strike me interesting and I'll google that exact phrase in quotes just to see how many hits I get. Like I was thinking the other day about boats, for no other reason than just because I happen to like the word 'Boats' right now, and the phrase 'boats for shoes' came into my head, and it seemed like such a ridiculous and random thing I had to wonder if anyone else had thought to articulate exactly those words in exactly that order, and all I had to do to find out was to google it in quotes. So I did, and I got 12 hits, one of which was for a lyric in a song by a musician called David Haykan.

And speaking of muscians, or non musicians, I don't know many djs but I tend not to hold them in very high regard, unless they are spinning for a good hip hop group. But I saw (was forced to see) an ad for some dj on myspace, and was reminded of how I think dj's don't help their case by naming themselves DJ This or DJ That. I think it sounds pretty silly, like a rock band naming itself Rockband Genesis, or Rockband Survivor. Along that line of thinking I started wondering if there was a DJ Butthole on the internet somewhere. And guess what? 7 hits.