My left eye is swollen today. Well, not the whole eyeball- just the eyelid. It looks like I have a disease and now no one will talk to me. They are all afraid of becoming diseased like me, I guess. I can't really blame them.
I was late for work today because I had to microwave my socks. They were still wet from washing them last night. I actually just took them in the shower with me to wring out the stink. I did that to my pants, too, but they dry pretty quickly because they are made out of polyester. Polyester doesn't really breathe very well, though, which is why it's important to clean them at least a little bit every once in awhile. They smell awful if you don't. Like farts and rotten garbage. Anyway, it took about ten minutes all told to get my socks dry enough to wear out. I had to take them out every two minutes to release the steam- it gets stuck in the microwave and keeps the socks damp if you don't do that.
I was afraid the fuse was going to blow. Lately the all the power has been shutting off when I turn on the microwave or the toaster.
In which I shamelessly abuse the internet.
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